Ev “Fracas” Malcolm and Dan “Taikos” Serna are a couple of meagerly intelligent 20-somethings who have gradually tired of leaving the world to its own devices. No more long nights spent drunkenly solving every historic problem alone in darkened living rooms.
Now their living rooms will be brightly lit by their internet machines as they drunkenly submit their duct-tape fixes to this lovely website for millions of users to click past on their way to PornTube.
They also play a lot of video games and dress up like their favorite characters.
Back off ladies they’re spoken for.
This page is a testament to what happens when you combine occasional bright-bulb epiphanies with impressively wasteful expenditures of time and human potential.
This is The Fistfest Vanguard.